simplesidewaysglance:

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

image

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effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

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  • normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
  • me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months

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foreveralone-lyguy:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

But you are obligated to give gifts… Candy

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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bobdoom:

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

This is 100% worth sharing again.  It’s one of my favorite videos of all time.

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out-in-the-open:

He doesn’t remember her. He doesn’t have any memories of her. But he loves her and misses her so much. And you know that if she was alive, she would have  cherished him. Cherished them both.  

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birdtouch:

skinny ppl b like ‘but some skinny ppl cant help being skinny );’ 

well.

did u ever consider???

that some FAT ppl

actually a LOT of fat ppl

cannot help being fat either??

and we get beaten up by thinner kids when we’re young and told to kill ourselves and constantly referred to as everything but human regardless of our age because we cant help it???

which is significantly worse than someone saying ‘fuck them skinny bitches’ twice in a single song

please shut up

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thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

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letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

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manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

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